Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp December 18, 2007

dick bummer

When a girl gets her punta going up against a guy on the dancefloor

Hey check out Lily on the dancefloor, she's a total dick bummer

by Gwendolyn3 May 9, 2011

Boner Bummer

A sexually teasing moment on TV, movies, and real life that ends before it get enjoyable/good. Sexual disappointment

The movie had one hot scene, but it was a Boner Bummer

by Jonas hoss August 16, 2015

humma bumma

When you want to bum someones mom

Im gonna humma bumma your mom

by Hummabummaluva October 27, 2021

A bummers dozen

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

Thumb-Bummin

When one is bored and lonely so one masturbates with a thumb wedged knuckle-deep into one's own anus.

I told them I fell asleep early because I didn't want them to know I spent all night Thumb-Bummin.

by J. M. Fuhqueny November 5, 2023

Strummer the bummer

A below par bay operative who thinks he is the best.

Oh dear Strummer the bummer loaded the wrong lorry again

by Dw86 January 7, 2020