Bollock Fish

A slang term for sperm.

My mate left bollock fish all over his laptop keyboard after watching too many ladies in a state of undress!

by JulesB(A-Town) January 6, 2012

bollockchain

Blockchain. So much hot air, so much investment, so much time and electricity wasted. Can we all get excited about helping illegal financial transactions make the world a better place?

Seriously? Another fucking Bollockchain startup? When is someone going to wake up and smell the bullshit?

by 0b1c June 12, 2018

Bollock a ginger day

December 7th is bollock a ginger day where you can punch any red haired person in the bollocks and they can NOT fight back

I hit him in the bollocks because it is bollock a ginger day

by Ultrawanker December 6, 2020

Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.

1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"

by marty mcfly December 15, 2003

Bollocks

'The Dogs Bollocks' or just 'The Bollocks' does mean good but it has nothing to do with the dogs ability to lick its own. Rather if you follow an un doctored dog down the road you will see that its bollocks are quite prominant - hence the expression 'stands out like dogs balls' therfore 'The Dogs Bollocks' literally means 'outstanding' ie very good indeed.

That film about why dogs lick their own bollocks was the dogs bollocks, can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it again.

by Richard James King November 17, 2006

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

Bollocks

A word used when calling bs on someone for something they said but without them noticing thus avoiding an argument.

Girl 1: Im soo hott and perfect like oh em gee!

Guy 1. Bollocks!!!

by GutenTagFaust September 9, 2010