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brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.
by Gottrash July 31, 2016
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brightwork

Brass or any other metal to be shined in the Navy
Hey boats go out on the flight deck and hit up all that brightwork before the Captain has a shit fit!
by Terminalthird July 2, 2016
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bright supremacist

Those who believe that their superior, enlightened intelligence and materialist worldview make them fit to dictate policy and control the lives of others - often using mockery to undermine the views and beliefs of the unenlightened.
In the recent presidential election, the bright supremacist message did not resonate with unenlightened, non-college-indoctrinated voters.
by GTopax86 November 23, 2016
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Brighton

A 17 year old who is 23 at the same time and a person who is secretly 3 inside.
Me Is he 23

some random person No he's 17
another person Beats me he acts 3
Me I bet he's a Brighton
by Sasssssssqatch April 19, 2018
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Brighton

he is a cougar lol that's probably Brighton:)
by lolyoucougerlol June 12, 2018
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Brighthouse junkies

New generation of the infamous Argoths. They resonate in front of bright house in Stirling, one shop along from the original location. A bunch of young wanna be goths that think they’re edgy, but are in fact wains that most actual argoths hate. Blasting heavy screamo music that they only listen to within the group, while catcalling poor passer by’s. When they eventually get sick of their day to day routine they move to “Eccie falls” or “Chernobyl”.
Example one:
“Let’s walk on the opposite side of the road to avoid the brighthouse junkies”

Example two:
“Are the argoths out?”

“Nah the brighthouse junkies”
by Skit-Italy-ees July 10, 2018
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Brightsided

The rush of adrenaline one feels when tagged in a Mr. Brightside meme
When Tori checked her notifications and saw that McKay had tagged her in another stellar, yet disturbing Mr. Brightside meme, she immediately was Brightsided and needed to sit down.
by Mhendricks18 September 28, 2018
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