Beckett

The most sexy man in the world who can bench press at least 3000lbs and will steal yo girl

He is such a Beckett

by Wings and pizza December 7, 2020

david beckham

britian's most sellable face.
his brains are located at his right foot.
wears wigs.

marries to stop others calling him gay.

a male fan: I lurve david beckham.
(enuff said)

by not the male fan June 5, 2003

Glenn Becked

The act of having have your ass handed to you (usually in a verbal manner); in other words, to get totally pwned.

Named after the infamous Glenn Beck after getting his ass handed to him by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters on The View

Jake: Dude I went to holler at that hot chic and I was totally Glenn Becked
John: Yeah dude...you are like a total loser man. Chic Glenn Becked you...you should go sit in a corner and cry dude.

by CarlosTheJackal May 20, 2009

breckies

A morning meal usually prepared while on vacation by an individual with no culinary experience. Aside from the food prepared the chef wanna-be must prepare a blended alcoholic beverage and must be drinking while cooking.

How does french toast, bacon, sausage, and some rum runners sound for breckies tomorrow?

by Dubble J November 14, 2011

Brecken

An insane hyperactive freak who never stops running. His nostrils, as huge as a dragons, give him super breathing abilities that keep his body running endlessly. It is said he was one hit by lightning, and died, but was then hit by lightning once more and returned to life. when he returned he came back supercharged due to the electric charge.

The two little men that live in his head often argue, causing him mass headaches and send him into spiraling state of being desperate. Being as weird as he is, he can manage to wear enough different kinds of clothes to fit in with everyone, in order to please every one.

being Gus is being insane

Dude you are such a Brecken!

by Gooey Boi September 21, 2018

beckay

1. cool.
2. zebra laugh.
3. short.
4. nice.
5. <3 HEATHAHH.

beckay is the coolest.

by TOM kinkystien March 24, 2009

beckpalin

If Sarah Palin laid her reptilian eggs in a crevice on the steps of the Washington monument and Glenn Beck later fertilized it with the stuff that he has stored in his mouth from the multiple times that he was kneeling down before Papa Bear Bill Oreilly, then the reptile that would emerge from the egg would be called beckpalin and ofcourse, it would instantly go and suck the blood of poor Americans everywhere.

Beckpalin is a cold-blooded reptile that sucks blood.

by ChatGPT September 12, 2010