german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

by germanwhore March 7, 2010

continental breakfast

n.

1. A small breakfast consisting of coffee and a roll or bran muffin, named so not for continental airlines (as popularly believed), but rather, because coffee coupled with a bran muffin tend to make one have to defecate, close to the point of <i>incontinence</i>.

The continental breakfast they offered really made me have to crap.

by Sommy September 8, 2004

breakfast of shame

When, while trying to make a hasty exit so you can perform the "Walk of Shame", you are inadvertently shanghai'd into eating an early morning meal.This is usually in the presence of parents or disapproving flatmates.

Samantha: "Where were you this morning? You disappeared with that cute guy from the bar and I've been txting you all night. Oh, by the way, i got some bagels with cream cheese and hash browns."

Nikki: "No thanks.I had the breakfast of shame with that guy's parents this morning.His mother wouldn't let me leave until i had a second bowl of Wheaties."

Samantha: "Oh dear God."

by Nikki Fritz August 19, 2009

breakfast burrito

When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.

Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.

by andy234567 May 30, 2006

Blackout Breakfast

The crappy version of breakfast you have to eat because there is no electricity and you can't cook.

There was an ice storm last night, so I have to have a crappy blackout breakfast of cold coffee and stale Shredded Wheat.

by smurfyman February 26, 2010

Organic Breakfast

A term for waking up and smoking marijuana. Used so you feel healthy when your blazing up

Mike: "Hey John want to have an organic breakfast?"
John: "Hell no I am above the influence because my girlfriend won't let me!"

by Austin42g August 15, 2010

The Breakfast Fuck

You fuck someone (male or female) in the ass while eating waffles off their back.

"I totally wanna bring that girl home and do the Breakfast Fuck with her"

by mcbutts October 14, 2009