Breakfast of Champions 

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements

He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.

Breakfast of Champions by PaulF October 4, 2006

breakfast bonner 

When a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner

Dude i'm sick of this breakfast bonner.

breakfast bonner by Cooch of H-Town December 13, 2006

Breakfast shift

Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.

breakfast, split, breakfast, split, breakfast...thanks then

Breakfast shift by jimbob (one and only, chesney hawkes stylee) December 18, 2003

breakfast in bed

Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together

First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle

Gonna Surprise Laya with some breakfast in bed

breakfast in bed by Scatcap September 14, 2007

Breakfast Buritto 

Don't you mean Justin, not Jesse?

Breakfast Buritto by Anonymous June 25, 2003

breakfast meat 

Your chubby, when your girl finishes it off first thing in the morning. Also known as an alarm cock when you get her started before she wakes.

"Hey, you were late to the meeting this morning."
"Yeah, had to finish serving up some breakfast meat."
"Sausage?!?"
"Damn straight!"

breakfast meat by t8d February 6, 2007

breakfast of champions 

The simple yet sustaining combination of a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box and a Monster energy drink in the morning.

"Dude, im hungry! what can we get for breakfast at 1 PM?"
"The breakfast of champions, of course!"

breakfast of champions by semi_fixtion December 30, 2008