Baker Mayfield

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.

I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!

by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

angry baker

Before having sexual intercourse with a known skank one must first insert his member into a loaf of yeast filled bread. Moments after, one must proceed in having vaginal intercourse with known skank thus insuring a vicious yeast infection. (Assuming known skank is not currently afflicted with a yeast infection.)

After working at the bakery all day I went down to bang that skank megan. Little did she know that she was about to receive one hell of an angry baker.

by Mathius Primus December 9, 2008

Change at Baker Street

Baker Street is the only station on the London Underground network where you can change from the pink line (Hammersmith & City)to the brown one (Bakerloo). Go figure it out.

I changed at Baker Street with missus last night. That woke her up.

by Clarkers January 2, 2004

Jamaican Bake

to turn on a hot shower, close yourselves in a bathroom, and smoke weed - the heated air and high humidity makes the smoke smoother

Let's go Jamaican Bake in the bathroom.

by KCeasy October 15, 2009

hannah bakering

To commit suicide via slitting of the wrists.

Person 1: "You work tomorrow bro?"
Person 2: "Nah, I'm Hannah Bakering this shit."

by sweepyoface June 15, 2018

mr baker

Peedo in a Speedo

Mr baker steals kids

by Ching Chong wang December 16, 2019

Simon Baker

An amazing Australian actor who played in shows like The Guardian and in the movie Sex and Death 101.

"Simon Baker"

"Yup, he's second only to Alex O'Louglin"

by Simonbakerfan August 16, 2008