Infected Booger

An infected booger is a booger that just stays in your nostril no matter how hard you pick it, blow it or Vick’s it out of your nose hole. Spicy food won’t work, neither will breaking it. It just festers and gets... infected.

“Yo Jesse, this infected booger got me squirmin.”

by SlamminSam April 2, 2020

Baby booger

A little baby that’s a noob and a bully but is nice at times

Dj:baby booger your fat
Baby booger:no your a fat he j
Dj:😭
Baby booger:just kidding you cool dj
Dj:YAY!

by Booger a boy June 1, 2021

Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝

Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021

booger

a mass of solid mucus from the nose

If your gonna remove a booger from your nose with your bare hands, try to remeber to wash them afterwards.

by Light Joker April 11, 2006

love booger

the inadvertent act of inhaling semen through the nose as a man ejaculates on your face

Get me a tissue, you gave me a love booger!

by Rockjock August 20, 2003

boogerhog

A girl whom is both highly unattractive (Booger) AND fat (hog).
(Slang) In very extreme cases this phrase may be utilized (Wrongly) to describe a girl that is simply VERY, EXTREMELY ugly, or simply VERY fat; however the
preferred nomenclature is only if a girl satisfies BOTH ugliness, and morbid obesity.

"She was 5 foot tall, 300 pounds, yellow snaggleteeth, acne, and nappy hair." A regular boogerhog.

by Hubbard Hardin Co. June 25, 2008

penis booger

the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup

There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.

by ferraldi January 13, 2011