speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

nebraska beating

when an induvidual playfully hits someone, but in return receives a full out spazz attack/beating

"wow kristen just gave avery a full on nebraska beating when all she did was tap her on the shoulder"

by AGOSLT July 7, 2012

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

butlers beating

When the penis causes so much pain to the vagina it's described as a butlers beating

I can't sit down today, Adam was over last nite and gave me a butlers beating

by Fretking26 June 19, 2017

Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.

Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.

by YeetController October 7, 2018