Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

blue and white balls

A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years.

Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?

Bob: No, they choked yet again.

Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them!

by Richard El April 12, 2008

no balls, no blue chips

A variation on No Guts, No Glory. If you don't take the risk, you don't get the reward. Balls, of course, refers to balls, and blue chips refers to the casino or poker chips of the highest value.

"No balls, no blue chips" he exclaimed, as he pushed all in at the poker tournament.

by shabba4 January 29, 2010

my balls are blue

when your balls are twisted and turn blue

my balls are blue 🫩🫩

by joshua lionel cowen November 6, 2025

intellectual blueballs

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

by MarkPG October 9, 2006

emotional blueballs

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

by @KO June 25, 2016

dubstep blueballs

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come

Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

by yolobizzil May 23, 2014