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Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack
Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her
by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018
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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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Cock block

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked

“Oh did abbie get in the way
by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019
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Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend
I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block
by Rere272728 April 25, 2019
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Cock Block

When someone(DANE) intrudes on you everytime you are in the act or about to be in the act of sexual acts.
Bro dont come over right now im getting head. nah dude im coming over . dude stop its not funny. im on my way.
You dude can you hang out? nah i cant im hanging out with kate...texts kate hey can i hang out with you and chad.

fuck.

cock block
by Hellawo December 13, 2017
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cock block ring

A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.

Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"

Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017
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