Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.

Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.

by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010

Tarkatan Ass-Blaster

When preforming reverse cowgirl anal sex, take your partner, and spin her wildly like Baraka's spin move from Mortal Kombat.

Jim, I totally gave Miranda a Tarkatan Ass-Blaster!

by Geno-Cyde May 24, 2011

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Cyber Power Blaster

Hackers who target pornographic websites and make animated lasers shoot from the orifices and nipples of nude photos.

When Larry Flynt turned on his computer and signed into Hustler.com, he was surprised to see that it had been tampered with by a cyber power blaster.

by PanhandleSlim July 27, 2011

master bung blaster

Sensei of all ass pounding, fudge-packing, stromboli boys. Known to lurk in the shadows of elementary bathrooms awaiting tender bungs. A.K.A. Walter "Marvin".

Hey Timmy, I wouldn't go in there. MB squared is on the prowl.

by The Old Man (Slurth) April 21, 2005

Sour Cherry Blasters

An artificially flavoured candy thatis made to taste like cherries. For those who are not used to sour things, they can be quite a shock to the tastebuds.

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Artificial Flavours & Colours.

HOLY SHIZNIT! These sour cherry blasters are fuckin amazing! Lets go to the store and buy another pack

by CherryGal July 25, 2008

double master blaster

cuming from getting head, while taking a hit from the crack pipe

i love the double master blasters

by Anonymous May 14, 2003