Lafe Beers

The main character, his stockpile of weed is larger than the pacific ocean, loves to have his dick sucked, knows how to freestyle better than Eminem, and makes a lot of bad decisions, but at the end of the day he is the only guy that could save Forest Hills Eastern from a school shooter.

Lafe Beers is having sex with my mother!!!! why is his rizz so immaculate
Lafe Beers just beat jacks ass! no suprise there

by mr beers June 2, 2023

beep beeps

the cooler way to say crocs

Check out my new beep beeps. R u kidding man? They’re fucking rad.

by Conrad4evatruckers August 8, 2023

2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.

Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.

by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is the name of the world champion beer smasher. He is always bringing the beers for the boys and drinking majority of them.

'Weyyy Tommy Beers what did you do on the weekend'
'Obviously had alot of beers with the boys!'

by slayqueenslayer March 21, 2024

Tommy Beers

Tommy Beers is someone who will consume any and all alcohol in a kilometer radius. As his name suggests, tommy beers has access to an infinite flow of all beers and will never be seen without a beer in his hand.

Wow you always have so many beers you must be a Tommy Beers

by sigmainohio May 7, 2024

Driveway Beers

The art of drinking berr with friends in a driveway and it having the same appeal and environment of drinking at a bar.

It was late Sunday afternoon and there wasn't enough time to go to the bar and drink, so we all met at Tom's house for driveway beers.

by Beerway Drinker March 21, 2026

Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025