Skip to main content

Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"
by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010
mugGet the Bathroom Guillotine mug.

bathroom bonanza

Spending an unnecessary amount of time in the bathroom to prevent your roommate from using it. This is often a subtle form of revenge for those who are unfortunate enough to live with a rude slob.
Last night, I had a bathroom bonanza around the time my roommate usually gets ready for bed. I hid out in there for an hour - showering, and getting ready for bed myself although I stayed up for hours afterward. I painted my nails for the first time in months, admired my new tattoo in the mirror and enjoyed some relaxing BBM time. Maybe now she's thinking the same thing I am... BITCH SHOULD'VE CLEANED.
by snolan April 8, 2011
mugGet the bathroom bonanza mug.
Related Words

barbrayay

barbrayay is the middle name of an amazing sexy young girl who has sexy short dark hair. it is also the word you use once being pounded up the buttocks. sometimes, when jennifer barbrayay is watching salsa snack this is what she often shouts
"OOOOOH. BARBRAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYYYY"
*watching salsa snack* YESS BARBRAYAYAYAYAAYYY"
by jennifer reynolds July 7, 2011
mugGet the barbrayay mug.

bathroom sniping

When you're busy in the bathroom in the morning and leave for two seconds, only to find on your return that someone else has occupied the bathroom.
1. With 6 of us in the house and only 1 bathroom, we have multiple occurrences of bathroom sniping every morning.

2. "Dammit Jim! I'm sick of your bathroom sniping! I'm right in the middle of brushing my teeth."
by erusolo February 10, 2014
mugGet the bathroom sniping mug.

bathroom burrito

A burrito which has been warmed using a bathroom radiator, usually while wrapped in foil.
"Just had a great bathroom burrito."
"Was it good and hot?"
"Yeah, that radiator has been cranking all day."
by GiddyHedge March 14, 2014
mugGet the bathroom burrito mug.

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long
"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."
by Disco Anus May 1, 2014
mugGet the bathroom lord mug.

bathroom virgin

When you haven't had sex in a bathroom
'Oh my god, you're still a bathroom virgin?!'
by theawesomewd August 19, 2016
mugGet the bathroom virgin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email