Emily: "I've been wanting to say this for a while, but I'm Semi-bisexual towards boys"
Chad: "you mean straight?"
Emily: *fucking dies*
Chad: "you mean straight?"
Emily: *fucking dies*
by ChadIsUltimateLifeform August 18, 2021
Get the Semi-bisexual mug.This is one of, if not the, strongest "ur *relative* *LGBTQ+ trait* sentences around. Saying this will not only vaporize the person you were talking to, but have very bad effects on anybody around. People very nearby (5-10 feet) will die or (at 10 feet) fall into a coma. At 11-25 feet, people will contract pontentially fatal diseases and get radiation poisoning. At 26-35 feet, people will have lesser diseases, like diarrhea or hiccups and some radiation poisoning. At 36-50 feet, people will get a tiny amount of radiation poisoning and get a cold or the flu. At 50 to 150 feet, people will feel the shockwave of you saying "your grandfather bisexual", and feel as though you had just insulted them personally. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.
Joe: We could have avoided all the radiation fallout of the nukes in WW2 if we had just sent them a letter saying "your grandfather bisexual".
Wyatt: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
(Wyatt is dispersed throughout the known universe.)
(Everyone within 150 feet feels the effects of Joe saying "Your grandfather bisexual".
(Joe gets 5000 life sentences with no parole from the President of the United States.)
Wyatt: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
(Wyatt is dispersed throughout the known universe.)
(Everyone within 150 feet feels the effects of Joe saying "Your grandfather bisexual".
(Joe gets 5000 life sentences with no parole from the President of the United States.)
by Rennie22 March 12, 2018
Get the Your grandfather bisexual mug.Related Words
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males or females who are attracted to both sexes, this does not always mean sexual attraction, and is usually labeled as confusion.
there are three types of Bisexuality
1. Genuine- you are actually attracted both males and females, and not just wanting attention, they are just that way.
2. closet- guys who are gay but just don't want to admit it, and say they are Bisexual
3. idiots following the trend that bisexuality has become, usually to get negative attention.
there are three types of Bisexuality
1. Genuine- you are actually attracted both males and females, and not just wanting attention, they are just that way.
2. closet- guys who are gay but just don't want to admit it, and say they are Bisexual
3. idiots following the trend that bisexuality has become, usually to get negative attention.
Karen is bisexual, she is dating Michael, but has feelings for Beverly.
Joan is not bisexual, she just makes out with Hillary to get attention from guys.
Steve-"I say Bill with some guy the other day, is he gay?"
Bob"no he's Bi, he has a girlfriend"
Steve- "who is it, is she hot?"
Bob- " I haven't seen her, how the hell should I know?"
Joan is not bisexual, she just makes out with Hillary to get attention from guys.
Steve-"I say Bill with some guy the other day, is he gay?"
Bob"no he's Bi, he has a girlfriend"
Steve- "who is it, is she hot?"
Bob- " I haven't seen her, how the hell should I know?"
by C. N. Thomas June 12, 2007
Get the bisexual mug.Attraction to two or more genders. This can sometimes be confused with pansexuality. Pansexuality is attraction to all genders or attraction regardless of gender; bisexuality means the person is attracted to at least two, but not all genders. A bisexual person does not have to be attracted to males and females specifically; for example, one may be attracted to females and nonbinary people.
"So, bisexuality means you like men and women."
"No, that's not true for everyone. I'm bisexual, and I like agender people, too."
"No, that's not true for everyone. I'm bisexual, and I like agender people, too."
by fireflyfall June 11, 2019
Get the bisexuality mug.Someone who openly and vigorously defends the films of Michael Bay. Claiming them to be grand feats of cinema when actually they are just hot chicks and explosions.
Tristan claims Transformers 2: Rise of the Fallen is as great a film as Citizen Kane, what a baysexual douche.
by Daryllrn Tonkminferd May 12, 2011
Get the Baysexual mug.A person who takes full advantage of the sexual playing field, I.E. they "go both ways". These individuals are generally happier and way funner to hang out with.
Benefits of such a life style are generally over looked however. In truth if you only "go one way", no matter what direction you swing, your only open to about 50% of all accessible humpage. Basically meaning that all the possible sex you could be having is cut in half. That's like someone taking half your paycheck and tossing it out a car window while driving through a black neighborhood (not racist, just saying).
drop your phony inhibitions and learn to love your fellow man...or WOman if it do please ya.
Benefits of such a life style are generally over looked however. In truth if you only "go one way", no matter what direction you swing, your only open to about 50% of all accessible humpage. Basically meaning that all the possible sex you could be having is cut in half. That's like someone taking half your paycheck and tossing it out a car window while driving through a black neighborhood (not racist, just saying).
drop your phony inhibitions and learn to love your fellow man...or WOman if it do please ya.
Guy 1: What’s life without a little diversity? What would a slice of prime rib be if it was not complimented by a baked n' buttered potato?
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: I'm bisexual
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: I'm bisexual
by Vinnyfrye April 24, 2009
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