Definitions by Vinnyfrye
Porkchop Ugly
Oh dear god she's nasty, like porkchop ugly to the maximum limit.
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She looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, lost her balance, and hit every branch on the way down.
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her repulsiveness goes all the way to 11.
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She looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, lost her balance, and hit every branch on the way down.
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her repulsiveness goes all the way to 11.
Porkchop Ugly by vinnyfrye May 3, 2009
Bisexual
A person who takes full advantage of the sexual playing field, I.E. they "go both ways". These individuals are generally happier and way funner to hang out with.
Benefits of such a life style are generally over looked however. In truth if you only "go one way", no matter what direction you swing, your only open to about 50% of all accessible humpage. Basically meaning that all the possible sex you could be having is cut in half. That's like someone taking half your paycheck and tossing it out a car window while driving through a black neighborhood (not racist, just saying).
drop your phony inhibitions and learn to love your fellow man...or WOman if it do please ya.
Benefits of such a life style are generally over looked however. In truth if you only "go one way", no matter what direction you swing, your only open to about 50% of all accessible humpage. Basically meaning that all the possible sex you could be having is cut in half. That's like someone taking half your paycheck and tossing it out a car window while driving through a black neighborhood (not racist, just saying).
drop your phony inhibitions and learn to love your fellow man...or WOman if it do please ya.