baking a quiche

The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.

Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.

by solid goldner March 2, 2011

Flake & Bake

Smoking marijuana during a snowstorm

Bro, were getting 12 inches tonight, come over and lets flake & bake.

by TURTSQIK February 25, 2010

baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff

Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

Baking soda

It's usually used for cleaning/cooking purposes, but it can act like cocaine for the broke and misfortunate living in the ghetto. It's easy to find at your local stores; much less expensive than cocaine. It doesn't have the same effects as cocaine, but people can only pretend.

"I'm in love with that baking soda!"
"Look at all this baking soda"
"You have the baking soda?"
"I got baking soda!!!"

by Nashsalz January 26, 2015

bake off

When two or more stoners get together and see who can smoke more pot. In other words, who'll get "baked" first.

Dude, Mike totally dominated us all at the bake off last night. He smoked about an ounce of chronic and didn't even act stoned when we went to McDonalds for munchies.

by commiebobo December 27, 2008

HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

baked

to have so much dough(money) that it needs to be baked.

teen#1 maaaaaaaaan i seen a 50 cent vid and this guy had so much dough that it was baked.

teen#2ikr man i wish i could have that

by BBB100 June 13, 2011