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Bacon powder 

Not to be confused with baking powder, it is kind of food that you have to eat on long backpacking trips.
Hunter:"What is this?"
Nick:"It's Bacon powder. Eat it or die."
Bacon powder by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

Bacon Strips

A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.
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Bacon Neck 

When a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon.
Hey, see that guy two rows next to us? He has bacon neck.
Bacon Neck by Dennys Menu May 29, 2010

bacon blow job 

Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.
My girlfriend hates morning sex, but she's happy to give me a bacon blow job.

Bacon Cave 

A phrase referring to the appearance of the female genitals; also closly linked in association to the bologna drapesand mud flaps
Man, I'd like to put my bologna pony in her Bacon Cave!
Bacon Cave by Jimmie Dead August 29, 2006

Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance
"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard
Bacon Wizard by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014