muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

booby bumps

When someone takes a hit of cocaine off of a woman's breast

Hey, wanna do some booby bumps?

by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat

"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”

by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008

burbsified

Full of strip malls; boring

Oh god, I need to get out of New Jersey, it's so burbsified.

by absolutelyaword June 24, 2011

Bumps Lips

Lips that are so big, so round, so juicy, and so irresistible. Adjective. Typically used to describe someone you like.

Its what you get when you cross an African and teenagers.

Your boyfriend has bumps lips.

You bumps lips are so juicy.

by YeaLostInTheMomentBitxes September 24, 2011

Burphie's Law

The opposite of Murphy's Law.

It's been raining all month, but lookie here! The skies have cleared up just in time for our camping trip! Must be Burphie's law!

by Thumpo Lahini August 12, 2020

bumpski

Taking one small dose of cocaine. Generally used speaking about scooping out a small bit of cocaine with a coke nail or key, straw or even on a loose fingernail or fist.

When i started sobering up after dinner - i i hit a few bumpskis to get me back in the game.

by ThatsforReal December 15, 2022