boner gazing 

LOOKING AT AN ERECT PENIS INTENSELY, IN COMPLETE AWE AND ADORATION OF ITS BEAUTY.

SPENDING HOURS LOOKING AT ERECT DICKS; AROUSED BY THE SIGHT OF ERECT DICKS TO THE POINT OF BEING DICKNOTIZED.

"Bro, I just spent 8 hours boner gazing and masturbating."

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boner gazing by Fully Rigid January 16, 2014

boner fro 

Wild, untamed male pubic hair

Did you see the boner fro on Arnold? Some lucky girl is gonna need a machete to find the D

boner fro by djangles April 25, 2014

Boner shandy 

A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

Boner shandy by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

Boner Ring-Toss

(Game, Action) A fringe, deviant, yet popular weekend barbecue game in the male homosexual community. It involves two buff, fit looking, fully erect, pale males who attempt to throw a plastic ring (while locking eyes and maintaining eye contact) and have it land successfully on the opposing male's erect genitalia. The most points wins a case of white claw or Zima (if they make that anymore). If you break eye contact, the opponent gets a point. First to 21 wins. It's kind if like cornhole except much gayer! It would be an amazing gamer nickname for games where you can kill a live opponent.

You have been slain by "Boner Ring-Toss"

Boner Ring-Toss by Scoopalone April 19, 2021

Boner Juice 

Any product,usually in a topical cream form, that is used to increase the length or girth of a man's penis, and thus enhance his sexual experiences. The term was made famous on SNL.

"I know I'm 78, Marge, but that Boner Juice works miracles!"

Boner Juice by Turkey Slapper January 17, 2008

BONER'D THE FUCK UP 

To dismisses prior grievances when aroused. The removal of morality when primally motivated.

"At first I was like "Oh fuck no not more forced rape >:( "
BUT THEN I BONER'D THE FUCK UP!"i♥Fakku

BONER'D THE FUCK UP by bloodfrost September 27, 2011

Boner Pockets 

A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.

"Yo, she has some deep boner pockets!"

Boner Pockets by Onlyonthurs May 28, 2008