blimsters

a word describing the intense feeling of pain when a man gets his genitalia caught in a hoover

"Arghhhh fucking blimsters!!"

by nik "el retardo" May 14, 2003

Blip Blip Blip!

A term used to described ones depressive/demoralized feelings in a way that won't result in a "deep and meaningful" conversation, stealthily avoiding ridicule from fellow peer members, whilst simultaneously imposing their prejudiced opinions of those in actual need of help by satirizing demoralized stereotypical behavior.

Or at least that's the general idea

Best used with the term "sad face goes Blip Blip Blip!" prior to inflicting an act of utmost pitiful nature, such as dancing around in circles wearing a paper bag over ones head.

Guy1: Hey, I heard that Johnny's been acting weird lately

Johnny: Blip blip blip!

Guy2: Yea, his girlfriend broke up with him because he kept dancing around in circles with a paper bag on his head

Guy1: Well at least he's not slashing his wrists like any other stereotypical teenager

Guy2: Lets go shopping!

Guy1: Blip blip blip...

by Admu August 13, 2009

blimmer

The highly frustrating, but thankfully small (usually) burn holes caused by little burning weed embers falling from the hot end of a spliff

Tends to be hash, not so much skunk or bush, that generate the most blimmers. They cause the greatest damage to synthetic fabrics.

Aww man, I've just got a blimmer through my best Le Coq Sportif tracky top.

by issue23 August 13, 2015

Blimped

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

crashing blimps

Playing Command and Conquer: Renegade on multiplayer mode. This came to be because the construction yards in the orginal Command and Conquer looked like crashed blimps.

Wanna go crash some blimps?

by frozenphoenix June 11, 2003

Blemper

A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.

That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.

by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009

Blipberry

someone who's blackberry is constantly making annoying 'beep' noises like when the person lets it beep really loudly whenever they press the keys

-on a bus-
guy: that noise is annoying
guy 2:yeah, its that person over there on their blackberry
guy: what a blipberry

by gnatsarenice2eatsoidoitloadzXD January 28, 2009