interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality

The prestigious sexual conquest of fucking both an alternately coloured midget and a dead animal, most commonly a dog, while either you or the midget may be missing limbs. Prosthetic limbs would also qualify. The rarest form of this occuring would involve two midgets, one of them being an Eskimo.

Note: dead animals almost exclusively mammals.

Rick: So she comes home, and I can tell right away that he has midget stink all over her. I know she's into interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality, ever since she lost both her arms in that thresher, I know she's been fucking around.

Alistair: Jesus Christ.

interracial midget amputee necro-bestiality by Revchu August 6, 2005

Best Friend Hangout Day

Any day of the week where you and all of your good buddies get together and hangout. Preferably on the same day each week.

Dude, you ready for Best friend hangout day tuesday??

Heck Ya!!!

Best Friend Hangout Day by godaaaaaaaa December 2, 2009

Bescrooged 

Frustrated or fed up with a situation.

"Man you seem pretty bescrooged, is everything alright?"
"No i just found out i have a clitoris"

Bescrooged by Caff3131 December 14, 2009

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

Bessemer Furnace by #2stunna January 11, 2010

Bestovus 

Bestovus is the day after Festivus. Just as Christmas is followed by Boxing Day, Festivus (the anti-Christmas) is followed by Bestovus (the anti-Boxing Day). While Festivus involves the "airing of the grievances" and "feats of strength", Bestovus smooths things over with those people we may have hurt the previous day. It is a day where we display the "best-of-us" by giving of ourselves - ironically a return to the original meaning of "Boxing Day". It is the first day of artificial and superficial niceness for the next 364 days, building up to the wonderful release next Festivus. As the opposite of the current orgiastic materialism and capitalism of Boxing Day, Bestovus is non-consumerist. This is consistent with the non-materialist symbol of Festivus - a bare aluminum pole. Festivus can actually be any day you want to have it making Bestovus similarly pliable, but the standard for Festivus is December 23rd so Bestovus would be December 24th.

I can't believe you would shop at Wal-Mart, especially on Bestovus!

Remember what I said about your ugly shoes yesterday? Since it's Bestovus, I take it all back.

Since it's Bestovus, I'll be working at the soup kitchen instead of redeeming my gift cards.

Bestovus by BruinRedbridge December 24, 2010

Best Easter Ever

The Easter of 2004, whereon several miracles took place. The exact cause of these miracles is unknown, but attributed to the greatness of that important day, to which few still pay annual tribute.

Jonas: Remember the Best Easter Ever?

Tim: We must pay tribute to that great day.

Mark: It truly was...the Best Easter Ever!

Best Easter Ever by ThreeMen May 13, 2011

bestfriend hickey

Casually giving your bestfriend a hickey without any feelings

"You're a good friend and if you're bf won't give you s hickey then I will. Like a bestfriend hickey"

bestfriend hickey by Cxsso March 26, 2017