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troll baiting

Troll baiting is the act of giving yourself or your argument credibility by intentionally martyring yourself by picking fights with extremist nut jobs who oppose you or your argument. The last thing a troll baiter wants is to come up against someone who is calm, intelligent, passionate and highly informed on the subject who can easily blow holes in their argument without getting vulgar or making personal attacks.
The minister was just troll baiting when he protested the sinfulness of dancing at a nightclub in a bad neighbor hood instead of the university dance department down the road because he could get more supporters by being a victim than by being wrong.
by Professor Lunacy July 6, 2014
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Baltinglass

A town in forgotten Wicklow, located in the compost corner of the garden of ireland.

More commonly known as "Balto", "Imnotgoinanywherenearthatshitehole!!" or "Blessington"

The original reason for phrases like "Oooh don't go over there!","a sheep is for life, not just for Christmas" and "if ya push em up to the edge of a cliff they back up harder!"

A town built "of the people, by the people and for the entertainment of others"

The proverbial "back arse of nowhere"
-Hey we're goin to your place next weekend ok?

-Ok!

-How do i get to Blessington?

-...

-what?

-fuck off.

"Baltinglass is in the back arse of nowhere!!
by Danielicious207 April 20, 2008
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Powder-butting

A person who is a powder-butt that is saying he/she's not a powder-butt that is powder-butting
I'm not a powder-butt, dude your powder-butting. Why are you powder-butting?
by Mtsul June 6, 2010
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basting the meat

When your girlfirend is so incredibly poor in bed that she makes the same amount of effort as a corpse - you do, in fact, end up 'basting the meat', similar to the act of stuffing a turkey. The sex is usually so poor that the male in the relationship is unable to finish, due to the cadaver like nature of his missus. He is left with painful, swollen blue balls.
Alex: "Oh mate, were you basting the meat last night?"
Henry: "MATE, she was like a corpse, minimal effort"
Alex: "Mate, did you finish?"
Henry: "Nah mate, blue balls, never have finished!"
by Choirboy69 November 20, 2006
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Batwing

The excess skin of your ballbag when it sticks to your inner leg on a hot day. When spreading your legs the skin streches and looks like a Batwing! All veiny and stuff!
Fucking hell mate I've got proper batwing.

Shit it's hot out! Ive got batwing and everything!

Cross your legs mate, looks like you've got some batwing there!

You know its hot when you've got batwing.
by Mankie June 29, 2006
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butting the rug

Praying, Muslim style. So called because of the way the forehead touches the prayer mat when performing salah, one of the five pillars of Islam
I used to be a Muslim, but I got tired of butting the rug five times a day.
by j&mo April 19, 2008
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Barting

When you suck a fart out someone's ass, swallow the gas, then burp it back up. Usually back into the face of the person who did the fart.
My wife Chelsea, that gross whore, can tell me what i had for lunch just by barting me!
by the infamous Slug October 3, 2018
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