j&mo's definitions

Mehdi

The accidental posting of a pornographic link on social media as a result of forgetting what's on your clipboard. After British journalist Mehdi Hassan, who did exactly that, much to the amusement/disgust of his thousands of followers

Please disregard my previous tweet. It was a Mehdi. And if any of you cattle post a screenshot, you'll be hearing from my lawyers!

by j&mo April 23, 2016

butting the rug

Praying, Muslim style. So called because of the way the forehead touches the prayer mat when performing salah, one of the five pillars of Islam

I used to be a Muslim, but I got tired of butting the rug five times a day.

by j&mo April 19, 2008