dutch basket

Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.

"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"

by AnnieBark August 31, 2006

Longaberger Basket

A white girl with cornrows

That longaberger basket needs her braids redone.

by Mmmcunty November 17, 2015

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

basket robbin'

On Halloween, going early when all the younger kids go, and taking the entire candy basket instead of just taking one.

Parent 1: How does that kid have so much candy already?
Parent 2: He must have committed basket robbin'.

by DANKAPLAN November 1, 2010

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

peanut basket

it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.

aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?

by Mrbananagurd January 18, 2017

chong basket

1. a woman's vagina. 2. a woman who indulges in multiple sex partners. 3. a woman who steals another's boyfriend.

1. When the cheerleader did a cartwheel we all saw her chong basket. 2/3. There is a STD epidemic in our town because Mary is such a chong basket.

by Bortas January 15, 2011