Awkward Shoulder Pat

When you have to pretend to feel sorry for someone, but you really don't, so you just give them the most awkward, non-comforting shoulder pat in the world.

"Joey told me he just broke up with his girlfriend. I always hated her, so I just gave him the Awkward Shoulder Pat."

by Skipmania April 29, 2010

Awkward Tunnel

A shortish corridor, usually dark, where a group of friends hang out for a chat waiting for someone to enter. When the victim enters, the congregation suddenly quietens and either looks at them or unsubtly avoids eye contact. The ritual is complete when the victim exits the corridor and the group begins to laugh unbelievably loudly. Possibly, legend has it, they chant 'awkward'.

Awkward tunnel ritual:

N: hey, so did your mum return your confiscated computer yet?

J: naahh! she's still...
O/P: shhh wait someone's coming!

(person walks in) (silence)

...

(person exits)

NJOP: hahhahhahahha...AWKWARDDDD!

by I'mnotwhoyouthinkIam April 2, 2011

Awkward Tennis

A game played with an imaginary ball and raquets between two friends at a nightclub when the club is underperforming. Players attempt to piss off as many other patrons of the nightclub as possible by invading their personal space in order to perform overly elaborate shots.

Guy 1: "Man this place is dead"
Guy 2: "Time to get on the awkward tennis"
Guy 1: "Fuck yeah!"

by Tennis Fan91 August 13, 2011

awkward corner

The place you go to hide your awkwardness from others. An area to be wierd by yourself.

Rose constantly lives in her awkward corner.

by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ November 14, 2016

performance award

A term used by motorcyclists to describe a speeding ticket in an amusing light. Motorcyclists tend not to obey speed limits.

Man, I passed a cop at 30 over and earned myself another performance award.

by nycubergeek September 24, 2005

MTV Music Awards

There is no fucking point in them handing out awards when no music is being played on their bullshit oxymoron station.

How many more fucking awards can Eminem win for his shitty music album. MTV Music Awards suck.

by my ears are bleeding September 30, 2003

Awkward

A situation which is of a significant amount of discomfort, and a subject of hilarity and confusion for those not involved.

1. Katrina, if someone walks in while I am blowdrying your shorts while you are still wearing them, we may face an awkward situ....Nevermind, Too late.

by ihatethesethings November 2, 2010