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Astral Social Sciences

The study of the societies, cultures, and power structures that supposedly exist on the astral plane. It seeks to understand the politics of ethereal beings, the economic system of an energy-based reality (do they trade in good vibes?), and the class structure among ascended masters, spirit guides, and that one guy who's just there to show you your past lives. It's a field filled with fascinating theories and a complete and total lack of verifiable data, making it a favorite among creative writing majors.
Example: "Her thesis in astral social sciences explored the hypothesis that the astral plane has a rigid social hierarchy, with 'beings of pure white light' at the top and 'confused, recently deceased people who don't know they're dead' at the bottom. She claimed she learned this from a talking orb named Bartholomew."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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Astral Sociology

The specific analysis of group behavior among entities encountered during astral projection. Why do groups of astral beings always seem to be having a meeting you're not invited to? Why do they form silent, judgmental circles around you? And why is there always that one entity that just wants to show you a really complicated geometric shape for what feels like hours? Astral sociology suggests that the astral plane is basically just a cosmic waiting room, and everyone there is either ignoring you or trying to sell you a course on enlightenment.
Example: "During his first astral projection, he found himself in a vast, shimmering hall filled with silent, translucent figures. They all turned to look at him, nodded slowly, and then went back to whatever it was they were doing. It was a classic astral sociology moment: he was the new guy, and he was already being excluded from the astral inside jokes."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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Astral Philosophy

The ultimate branch of metaphysical thought that asks: if you can leave your body, where exactly do you go? And more importantly, are you legally responsible for parking tickets your astral body might incur while you're sleeping? It grapples with the nature of self, consciousness, and reality, all while acknowledging that the primary evidence for the astral plane comes from people who were, technically, either asleep, high, or very, very relaxed. Astral philosophy is less a rigorous discipline and more a series of increasingly stoned-sounding questions.
Example: "Dude, what if, like, right now, we're not actually here? What if our physical bodies are just, like, the car, and our consciousness is the driver, and we're just, like, parked? But then, who's paying the metaphysical parking meter? That's astral philosophy, man. Pass the chips."
by Abzugal February 14, 2026
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Astraposaurus

The name of a 'swift, small' dinosaur that has not currently been discovered, coined by a reddit user. The name means "lighting lizard", and the reddit user has 'dibs' on the name Astraposaurus.
Person 1: "dude that' a fast and small dinosaur"
Person 2: "Yeah it's an Astraposaurus."
by DHMHcor February 18, 2026
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Astral cucking

When one slows their brain activity in order to project themself into the astral realm. Then they proceed to enter a room in the astral realm where two people are having intercourse and they masterbate to the projection until completion.
Jt loves astral cucking in gruzz’s house.
by NAD ENTERPRISE August 4, 2025
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Astrabhoss

1.) A gang or group of people
I'm part of astrabhoss
by kalyan_ August 16, 2025
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Astra Drain

Remember when it went 'AAAAAAAAAAAA!'?
Hym "That's Astra Drain. I said that when it happened. It's draining your energy to deal damage and heal the party."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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