Asswipe

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

by BigRob78 January 11, 2008

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Assing the Dick

The act of accepting an erect penis into one's rectum without reservation or hesitation.

Dude, check out this porn clip! She's assing the dick!

by SmellYoDick April 15, 2008

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Assing

The process of using one's ass to suggest that another person move elsewhere.

"Dude, what are you doing in my face"
"Sorry man, that guy was assing me this way"

by VerkyTheTurky January 27, 2013

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asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

by star8706 February 1, 2003

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In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.

Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!

by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011

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