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Assaholic

1. A person who is addicted to saying 'Ass', 'Crap' or 'Shit'
2. A person who said 'shit' more times than they actually have a shit.
1. Mike: Yes, I know I say Ass, Crap or Shit a lot, I just happe to be an assaholic!
by Green7501 November 28, 2018
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Asshate

the derogatory term for a homophobe, as said by a gay individual.

Someone who hates ass ie ass sex
Wow look at that guy over there trying to be so butch. He looks like a total asshate.
by IndieRedVanille February 1, 2010
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asshat

Technical jargon describing the peculiar headgear favoured by grumpy, ageing Canadian progressive rock drummers.

Based on obscure ethnic designs, years of refinement and development have gone into the Asshat, to bring the style to the pinnacle of apparently pointless stupidity it now represents.

Believed to be lined with weapons-grade tinfoil (presumably to keep at bay the mental probing of obsessed "fans" - particularly those ghastly Eurotrash) and worn at all times by said grumpy old tub-thumping curmudgeon. Unfortunately it seems that there is no ego-curbing side effect to the lining process, meaning that the frequency & duration of drum solos has remained undiminished.

Formerly produced by the million in foul, pestilent African sweatshops, & made by children working for a single cup of damp sand per week, Asshats are now individually commissioned at a cost of thousands of Canadian Dollars per unit. The economic growth this has brought about means that many of the former sweatshop employees are now in fact controlling shareholders in the Canadian music industry.
"You're wearing an Asshat! Just like Neil Peart's! Didn't you know that design's protected by copyright? You're bleedin' nicked, me old beauty!"
by Rickenbugger December 14, 2008
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asshat

1)An artical of anal headwear.
2)an asshole.
a."you, sir, are an artical of anal headwear!"

b."wait I'm an asshat?"
by Gm Tecol January 23, 2007
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asshat

A word derived from a social climate and political era that is an epitome.

An epitome (Greek epitemnein—to cut short) is a summary or miniature form, also used as a synonym for embodiment. Many lost documents from the Ancient Greek and Roman worlds survive now only "in epitome" referring to the practice of some later authors (epitomators) who wrote distilled versions of larger works now lost. Reference:The Lorax is arguably Seuss' most controversial work, having been banned in some schools and libraries for its anti-forestry industry content. Word derived: asshat
Lidsville is the epitome of American Politics, where as, asshat characters are potrayed.
Used in sentence: "Those asshat's in the county seat let the ONCELER cut down all the trees," yelled the LORAX.
"Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing."-YODA That Darth Vader is an asshat.
by Kelly July 24, 2007
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asshat adam

A guy of the age of 18 who was one of my many boyfriends. He broke up with me for another girl. Known to his friends as asshat adam. He is an ass to me every day now.
Adam was being very asshat(ic) to me today.
by ItWasMeWhoDidThis July 30, 2004
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Asshanded

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006
Dude, you just got asshanded, AGAIN.

Well, we asshanded the "Trifecta" yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.

Why does Inshannityboi keep telling me I'm asshanded, when all I said was hello?
by trollertroller December 8, 2011
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