asspelunker

a term used to insult your friend.

shut up! you asspelunker!!

by james May 4, 2003

Assaloid

Websters dictionary defines Assaloid as a persone how resembles or retain mongoloid (retard) qualities, tendency and mannerisms, and how is also acting like or being an ass (asshole).

1:Stop hogging the remote you f...... assaloid.

2:That's the last time i borrow five bucks to that assaloid.

3:Hey. you diden't leave any toiletpaper you assaloid

And:
Hey assaloid, stop being an assaloid.

by Kjetil A C May 31, 2006

Asaelia

A very pretty girl's name, like the flower but even prettier. Usually signals a light witch bent on stopping her crazed sister taking over the world! ;)

"Serenity, please stop this!" cried Asaelia.
"I...can't."

by Tayla Hutchinson August 4, 2007

Asswelp

Person who has an ass where their head should be, only the word welp is used because it sounds more badass.

You my good man, are an asswelp.

by Lsdgssdafgdfsdfs July 25, 2009

Asscelerate

What the turtle driver in front of you does once you are able to pass him.

That dude was going 30 on the solid line; when we hit the 4-lane you can bet he's going to asscelerate.

by Badmeeker December 9, 2009

assmeltoe

Cameltoe, But From The Backside.

You Are Walking Behind Someone, Whoes Rear Is Far To Large For Her Pants......Assmeltoe.

That Womans Shorts Are Way To TigHt, Did You Se Her Assmeltoe!?

by -innocent bystander August 25, 2013

assaulty

You feel like you've been attacked, but you felt only reduced.

Mother fucker! That was an assaulty!

by Woodms March 8, 2017