The best type of girl there is. Considered more attractive than the average Caucasian girl. Your average Asian girl has strait, black, silky hair; beautiful, almond shaped eyes; a warm skin tone; and a perfect, lean figure. A lot of Asian girls lack cartilage (rubbery tissue simaler to bone) in their noses, which causes it to look flat, or, "squished" (I think it looks cute ;). They're stereotyped to have no breasts, but you can rest assured that this is false. Just like any other race, there are, sadly, girls who just never developed a chest. Anyway, most Asian girls are very patient, and hard to piss off. If you get the chance to date one, for God sakes don't push your luck. If you make one cry, you'll never forgive yourself. I PROMISE YOU THAT. Well anyway, I personally love Asian girls and think they should be treated with respect. Their the best women you could ever ask for.
An Asian is someone who is of Asian decent. When someone refers to an Asian person, they usually mean someone with ancestry from eastern Asia: China, Japan, Korea, etc.
Asian girls just rock!
Asian girls just rock!
by Everything You Want To Know July 31, 2011
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Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!
You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!
F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.
You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?
F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.
You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!
F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!
You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!
POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!
F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.
You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?
F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.
You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!
F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!
You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!
POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
by F.A.P SUCK July 21, 2009
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Figurative points awarded to non-asian people by asians when the non-asian's strangely asian qualities deserve to be recognised. If accepted, these points are a source of pride for the non-asian (not to be confused with azn pride however).
Non-asian: Aww, I totally failed my math exam! I got a 92!
Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.
Asian: Ha, loser. I got a 98. You still get asian points though, for considering your 92 a failing grade.
by Karenn December 9, 2008
Get the asian points mug.Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.
Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?
by The Goat Burner May 9, 2008
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Get the Asian Grip mug.A female from the continent of Asia (eg China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Laos etc). The females from this region are notoriously attractive and set apart from their caucasian counterparts by their smile, non-abrasive features and slim figures.
However this is not to say that all asian females are attractive, but the ones who are are very much so
However this is not to say that all asian females are attractive, but the ones who are are very much so
by ricknoic July 22, 2006
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