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Apple Fetish

A sexual fantasy to incorporate Apples into sexual intercourse. Usually involving the apple to be cut, hole drilled, our pushed in various ways.
by MaximumNumbers April 13, 2018
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dirty apple juice

when your mom catches you drinking hennessy so you tell her is dirty apple juice.
Mom: whats this in your cup? is this hennessy?
You: no, is dirty apple juice.
by sadisticgrimes August 30, 2017
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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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christina applegate

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.
Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"
by G MacPhee September 7, 2006
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Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. There are no apples here. mainly small town but it is rapidly growing. not much to do here other than go to the movies. we have 2 theaters,
by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 25, 2009
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Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could
Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"
by Neoslayer November 18, 2021
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A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.
"Dude what's my password?"

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"
by NPHpwns March 5, 2009
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