anal stretching cream

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks

Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT January 16, 2017

anal ferret

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.

Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.

by Wookiestick January 23, 2004

anal grease

Diarrhea;
see also doo doo butter

when you are running form the police and you feel that anal grease: Diarrehea

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

anal slut

A girl who opts to have anal sex to avoid losing her virginity.

"Debra is such an anal slut, shes getting fucked in the ass so she can technicaly say shes a virgin."

by Mr. Sandington April 5, 2008

Anal Leakage

The unexpected or unwanted oozing, seeping, or dripping of foul-smelling substances from a tightly clenched anus. Such substances may have been produced by the body attached to the anus or may have been introduced by another body unattached to the aforementioned anus. Such seepage may also be accompanied by an expulsion of gas (see also shart).

Pam's anal leakage smelled worse than Elizabeth New Jersy and really wrecked that dinner with her boyfriend.

by binkboy February 12, 2006

analynn

greatest person you'll ever meet. she has a smile that can brighten your day, everyday. she is easy and fun to talk to. if there is an analynn in your life, keep her close, you won't be sorry.

that girl smiles like an analynn

by lisa dayniam March 15, 2015

anal bukkake

when a women lies on her back, spreads her legs, sticks a funnel in her womanus and then a train of men comes along to ejaculate into the funnel

a day after the anal bukkake, Sayaka had to take a really large shit. but it turns out she shat nothing but 9 ounces of sperm

by Dark Lord of the Anus April 27, 2006