The Adler

A sex act involving pelvic thrusts by the male or female partner (whomever is in the dominant role) in a Fibonacci sequence, where thrusts are performed rhythmically for each integer in the sequence. After each value, a pause is held before thrusting can continue. If the dominant partner fails to continue the sequence, the submissive may call attention to the error and assume the role of the dominance. This continues until both participants climax or the 21st Fibonacci number occurs, in which case the dominant is allowed to yell "Yahtzee" and demand a role reversal or optional a 5 minute intermission known as "Zamboni Time" is granted.

The Miller's had a long night doing The Adler.

by Pseudonymaluffagus December 23, 2014

Flamingo / Albert

A YouTuber who has 7 million+ subscribers on youtube , and has made a lot of well known memes.

Hey dude, did you see Flamingo / Albert 's

new vid today

by StillChill September 8, 2020

Alberto

A Flying Hamster.

dude 1: look! up in the sky, it's a bird.
dude 2: no! it's a plane.
dude 3: nah man, that's just alberto.
dude 1: what's an alberto?
dude 3: alberto is a flying hamster.
dude 2: you mean a hamster with wings?
dude 3: yes.
dude 1: but i didnt know hamsters can fly.
dude 3: that is because you are retarded.
dude 2: are there more of these "alberto"?
dude 3: nope, this is the only one left.

alberto: (flying in circles) squeak, squeak

by man, wtf? February 22, 2009

Edson, Alberta

A small town in Canada about two hours west of Edmonton, Alberta. A small shithole featuring a large supply of meth for anyone over the age of eight. Usually used by truckers as a shit stop on the way to a half decent place like Edmonton or Jasper, plus the chronic is expensive as fuck here

Person One: Yo dude i heard you moved to Edson, Alberta how is it there?

Person Two: uggg... kill...me...

Person Three: He real bacon for real

by DreamsicleBacon February 5, 2012

Alber

When you get so drunk, you don't remember your own name, so people call you Alber.

S: Hey Katie, it's time to go home.
K: Who the fuck is Katie?! I'm ALBER!
S: Okay Alber...we have to go home.
A: Just pick me up later.
S: ...awww fuck.

by faudrook March 19, 2009

wet albert

insertion of the arm into the anus, spreading the fingers.

also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate

She gave him a wet albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014