Anyone who purchases a pair of pre-ripped jeans has a serious social problem. Anyone who refuses to cut through the clothing section in wal-mart to reach the food aisles in fear of being spotted and wrongly accused of shopping for clothes at wal-mart (anyone who regularly wears abercrombie shit rags) has a very serious social disorder. Get in school, learn to play an instrument, pick up a sport... do anything besides waste your time trying to fit in with the other assholes. NO, not everyone who wears abercrombie is a peice of shit... just about 90% of them.
There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:
1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.
There are two reasons to not shop at abercrombie:
1. You look like all the other frat assholes.
2. It's retarded to spend money on that shit that isnt worth it.
by track000 February 4, 2007
Get the Abercrombie Zombie mug.Albertha's are faaaar underated typically older but look absolutely STUNNING for their age. Gorgeous in every way. Can be a cougar because Albertha's are usually mistaken to be much younger than they really are. Very very intelligent, witty, and loves to have lots of fun. You will have the best of both worlds .. old school values and modern day fun. NOTHING escapes them without Albertha knowing. You may think she is aloof but she is definitely paying great attention. BEWARE.....Get yourself an Albertha
Albertha is fine. Albertha got it going on in every way. I can't believe that's even her name. I think they call her Bertha Butt.
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-An almost inevitable stage of every adolescent boy's life, where Abercrombie and Fitch is worn most and playing 'manly' sports is considered the most popular. Being obnoxious is also very common among Abercrombie Jocks.
-A self righteous jackass.
-A self righteous jackass.
Natasha: "Who's Joe?"
Samantha: "One of those Abercrombie Jocks."
Natasha: "Oh!... which one... they all kinda look the same."
Samantha: "One of those Abercrombie Jocks."
Natasha: "Oh!... which one... they all kinda look the same."
by fruielagblia February 24, 2009
Get the Abercrombie Jock mug.Jamey Aebersold, named after the renowned jazz performer and publisher, can refer to any of the following:
1. When a guy, during sex, counts off his orgasm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. The use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having sex. In most cases the moans vamp on a II-V progression and resolve to I during the orgasm. The tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the sex. For example, amazing sex may result in a typical IIm7—V7—I Maj6 while unsatisfactory sex or sex with fat people and/or animals may result in a IIm7—V7—I+11. Very passionate sex may even result in a IIm7b5—V7+9—Im Maj7 progression.
3. Kicking major Louisville ass in basketball
4. Chlamydia
5. One who has a license as a professional smoker
1. When a guy, during sex, counts off his orgasm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. The use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having sex. In most cases the moans vamp on a II-V progression and resolve to I during the orgasm. The tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the sex. For example, amazing sex may result in a typical IIm7—V7—I Maj6 while unsatisfactory sex or sex with fat people and/or animals may result in a IIm7—V7—I+11. Very passionate sex may even result in a IIm7b5—V7+9—Im Maj7 progression.
3. Kicking major Louisville ass in basketball
4. Chlamydia
5. One who has a license as a professional smoker
1. “I began to Jamey Aebersold this chick after me and Jamey raided the Louisville morgue for healthy lungs to fill with dirt and place in glass display cases, but I only got up to three because David Baker walked in. And right in the middle of my favorite song from Jamey Aebersold’s Volume One play along CD!”
2. “Last night I was having sex and began to Jamey Aebersold. I even moaned a IIm7b5—V7b9 progression! Unfortunately my resolution to Im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “Did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? He was such a Jamey Aebersold.”
4. “I caught Jamey Aebersold at band camp. The sex was amazing though—I resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “I knew Bobby was a real Jamey Aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”
2. “Last night I was having sex and began to Jamey Aebersold. I even moaned a IIm7b5—V7b9 progression! Unfortunately my resolution to Im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “Did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? He was such a Jamey Aebersold.”
4. “I caught Jamey Aebersold at band camp. The sex was amazing though—I resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “I knew Bobby was a real Jamey Aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”
by Beatman July 10, 2009
Get the Jamey Aebersold mug.This is NOT a rant about Abercrombie, so if you came to laugh at my immature commentary on ripped jeans, you came to the wrong place. However, I do have to admit I am dissapointed. Abercrombie used to be all about comfort and feminine casuality. It's been altered into it's own stereotype, and now I can't wear it without being called a prep.
Everyone who's ruined my "feminine-cute-semibohemian" image by calling me a prep, thanks a whole freakin' lot. But you're WRONG.
The reason I shop there is because some of their stuff is actually pretty cute, and believe it or not, sometimes UNDER 40 bucks. Hot Topic is not really that much more expensive considering one pair of black pants is 60.99 there and a t-shirt 29.99 depending on the size and design.
My point is that I love their jeans, and they are the only ones that fit my strangely long, thin, and odd shaped legs.
Everyone who's ruined my "feminine-cute-semibohemian" image by calling me a prep, thanks a whole freakin' lot. But you're WRONG.
The reason I shop there is because some of their stuff is actually pretty cute, and believe it or not, sometimes UNDER 40 bucks. Hot Topic is not really that much more expensive considering one pair of black pants is 60.99 there and a t-shirt 29.99 depending on the size and design.
My point is that I love their jeans, and they are the only ones that fit my strangely long, thin, and odd shaped legs.
Person 1: Her sweatshirt says Abercrombie....what a freakin' prep.
Person 2: Stop being a bitch. Let her label herself. I am sure she likes the outfit for the outfit, not for the image it gives her.
Person 2: Stop being a bitch. Let her label herself. I am sure she likes the outfit for the outfit, not for the image it gives her.
by Not Preppy January 15, 2006
Get the Abercrombie mug.Otherwise known as End-of-the-line. A small, rundown town, resembling a post-apocalyptic seaside resort smack bang in the middle of Wales, UK.
Most of the buildings stand unchanged and uninhabited since the 60’s, and there are extraordinarily loud, large seagulls and other vermin running riot. There is an increased populace of insane and high people, who stumble aimlessly about the deserted streets, much like zombies. It is almost impossible to travel anywhere without having to climb a hill however, which sets the banshee-like population at a serious disadvantage.
The populace dramatically increases during term time due to the arrival of ten thousand university students who cause general chaos yet contribute around 99% to the economy, much to the dismay of the locals, who despise them with a burning passion.
When the students escape home in the summer they are replaced with Orthodox Jews who mostly seem to be holiday-making/practising misogyny.
Local attractions include getting shat on by a starling going for a nap under the pier, paying an extortionate fee to dance in one of two clubs then getting date raped, and being heckled at by the missing link in a fake Welsh accent.
Most of the buildings stand unchanged and uninhabited since the 60’s, and there are extraordinarily loud, large seagulls and other vermin running riot. There is an increased populace of insane and high people, who stumble aimlessly about the deserted streets, much like zombies. It is almost impossible to travel anywhere without having to climb a hill however, which sets the banshee-like population at a serious disadvantage.
The populace dramatically increases during term time due to the arrival of ten thousand university students who cause general chaos yet contribute around 99% to the economy, much to the dismay of the locals, who despise them with a burning passion.
When the students escape home in the summer they are replaced with Orthodox Jews who mostly seem to be holiday-making/practising misogyny.
Local attractions include getting shat on by a starling going for a nap under the pier, paying an extortionate fee to dance in one of two clubs then getting date raped, and being heckled at by the missing link in a fake Welsh accent.
Outsider's perspective: Aberystwyth is a lovely seaside town, I bet its wonderful to live there
Insider's perspective: You want to Live in Aberystwyth? You must be insane.
Insider's perspective: You want to Live in Aberystwyth? You must be insane.
by Jester~ April 12, 2011
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