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African Voodoo Mask 

When two people paint each others face with thier partners shit. Can also be done to ones self. Peanuts optional
That bitch gave me a helluva African Voodoo Mask
African Voodoo Mask by Mike Ootch December 13, 2006
black guy who has a long horse-like penis but can't do anything useful or contribute anything to society.
white people often try to emulate them.
African't by Anonymous June 25, 2003

African Americano 

An Americano is a style of coffee. A shot of espresso combined with hot water.

If you take it black, then you're having an African Americano.
To the barrista - "May I have an Americano please?"

"Do you take it with milk sir?"

"Nothing thanks. Just make it an African Americano please."

African Shower 

The act of ejaculating onto your hand letting the jizz drip through the cracks between your fingers, letting it drip onto the girls face.
Janet: Hey did you take a shower today?

Heather: No but my boyfriend gave me an african shower last night.

African Totem Pole 

When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.
Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks

African Footlick 

A man anals a woman but facing her feet. She lays on her stomach and he lays down on top and anals her. Meanwhile they lick each others feet.
Steve: Me and Susie did a African Footlick yesterday.

Jim: Did her feet taste okay?

Steve: No, I'm taking her to the spa to get them cleaned.
African Footlick by coolcat691 April 4, 2009