Street Abortion 

n. Walking up to a random pregnant woman in public, punching her in the stomach, and running

Jesus! Karl, that kid just street abortioned your wife!

Street Abortion by Gizzie Styzzle September 27, 2003

food baby abortion 

taking a laxative to poop after eating so much, that your stomach looks pregnant (see, food baby).

After I ate so much I looked like I had a food baby, I had to take a laxative, and I had a food baby abortion a few hours earlier.

food baby abortion by Jenif4 October 16, 2010

RedNeck Abortion 

Giving birth right into a bear's mouth

She didn't want the baby, so we gave her a "RedNeck Abortion"

RedNeck Abortion by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Conversation Abortion 

Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"

Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.

Conversation Abortion by ellamine October 20, 2009

food abortion 

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

food abortion by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013

tennesse abortion 

A drunk woman from the south

Barbie is such a tennesse abortion

tennesse abortion by 73Y261y3 April 6, 2017

Boner Abortion 

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

Boner Abortion by drew2258 June 5, 2017