Fisticuffs Abortion

When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.

"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"

"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."

by suneater November 21, 2009

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.

I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.

by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

Pro-Abortion

a professional abortion

Glad I got this pro-abortion where you have a followup in 1-3 weeks versus getting that am-abortion where you die of sepsis in 1-3 weeks.

by gkytrash May 28, 2023

Postpartum Abortion

To kill someone.

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.

by NavyRhino October 5, 2018

Space abortion

When someone who's pregnant in space goes to a spaceship airlock and put a vagina size part over top of the airlock and spreads her legs over, while the abortion technician hits the airlock release.SWOOOSH FETAL SPACE JUNK!

That space slut has had nineteen space abortions

by Robbmvg666 September 1, 2019

Weeaboo Abortion

The act of carrying an undesired pregnancy to term, and then depositing the newborn child into a coin-operated locker.

"Hey Mike! What ever happened to that bastard you fathered?"
"Shortly after giving birth, my mistress decided to do a Weeaboo Abortion at the YMCA. No child support from me!"

by Miku39 July 2, 2022