Not even joking just because it is on Urban Dictionary, this is real, after my older sister told me about how she had an abortion because she did what she had to do, I have her a high five, or an "Abortion Five"
by The Hashslinging Slasher November 28, 2010
When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.
"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
by suneater November 21, 2009
When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.
by RayatUM June 08, 2009
When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.
by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 06, 2005
by Fat bag May 26, 2021
The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.
by NavyRhino October 05, 2018
Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.
by Byond86 May 08, 2012