A lot of people think 'Grand Theft Auto' is the theft of a car itself. It is, in fact, theft of $500+ worth of things from INSIDE, or off the car.
Hayley: I was a victim of Grand Theft Auto!
Mia: Really? How much stuff was stolen?
Hayley: Everything in the car! My laptop, my Ipod, and they even took the car badge!
Mia: Really? How much stuff was stolen?
Hayley: Everything in the car! My laptop, my Ipod, and they even took the car badge!
by Cadillacky January 24, 2011

someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series
car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
by Jonathan March 6, 2004

kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!
After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!
After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto
by Tommy Vercetti March 6, 2004

So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"
That is Mental Auto Correct
That is Mental Auto Correct
by flashwildecard May 11, 2015

Occurs in a game of conkers, where the conker of the striker splits and breaks upon impact against their opponents conker.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
A conker (or buckeye) is the seed of the Horse Chestnut tree.
Juliette swung her conker, connecting perfectly with her opponents. The conker shattered and for a moment she thought she had won, the reality was she had been the victim of and Auto Nut Split and so lost the match.
by Colin Bucket December 19, 2019

when the autocorrect on, say an iphone thinks you have mis spelled a word and it auto changes it to a word that seems sexual or just a fail, making a texting conversation akward or embarresing.
"hey bro did you see my dad in the hospital?"
"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"
"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"
by TheNatu103 August 26, 2011

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.
by cch pounder January 17, 2010
