arse scarf

a sarong, bum scarf

David Beckham has a lovely collection of arse scarfs.
That bum scarf really brings out the colour of our eyes.

by Wendizzel September 7, 2011

Tattie arse

When your arsehole is itchy because you didn't wipe properly.

Hold on while I tend to my tattie arse.

by See mack October 7, 2020

arse off

For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.

"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."

by lesbopussydestroyer6969 January 9, 2019

Arse Whole

An individual who never does anything half-arsed.

Phil: Terry always puts 100% into to every job.
Stu: Yep. He sure is one hell of an arse whole.

by Rex Durkin August 7, 2020

Arse burp

General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.

Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.

by Silversausage October 7, 2010

Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005