alcobolic

An alcoholic who who licks balls.

Better watch your junk there's an alcobolic in the room.

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

Alcoholarexic

Someone who replaces food with alcohol.

I’m an alcoholarexic. I can easily drink all night instead of eating. I get all my calories from alcohol.

by M1ckeylove January 18, 2018

Alcoholist

As opposed to an alcoholic who drinks to satisfy an addiction, an Alcoholist is like an optimist and views the cup as half full (of beer). They will take any event and use it as an excuse to drink like passing an exam, failing an exam, or the half birthday of their dead cat.

No dad, I'm an alcoholist!

by ShitSmith60 February 19, 2018

Alcoholism Religion

alcoholism is a religion for those who like a drink. This religion will require a member to drink whenever they want.

(Girl) You drink so much you're an alcoholic
(Guy) No it's just part of my religion
(Girl) What's your religion?
(Guy) Alcoholism religion. Its a religion that lets me drink whenever without feeling guilty.

by WR672 November 21, 2018

Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.

by Seealis January 19, 2020

Alcohol

An awful liquid that everyone pretends to enjoy. Keep that away from you.

Donald trump never drinks alcohol, which makes him the best president of the US!!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

alcohockey

When beer league peaks and your drinking on the bench

“Do we suck? Yes. Does it matter? No. Why well one word alcohockey”

by chHAad March 18, 2021