almost suck it

an answer to the question "are you hard"?

I had a semi and the girls were getting impatient as the the shy one tried to sit on my softy she asked "is it ready?" I said "almost suck it"

by themacal December 3, 2006

almost vegan

People who are trying their best to reduce and/or avoid eating any animal products (or animal by-products) or using animal based products such as leather, silk, or wool. People who are transitioning to becoming vegan and living a vegan lifestyle through veganism.

Vegans should help people who are almost vegan by supporting them to become vegan.

by The Organic Society January 27, 2019

Spiced Almond

IS BOSS! spiced almond is a person who is of darker skin color who breaks all stereotypes. they are one of a kind down to earth and are tooo much fun. they are absolutely perfect at everything they do. They are god's greatest creation... to point out a spiced almond person according to society they fall under the category of African american. they speak very proper. they are attractive and their personality blows your mind. they also have a tail. this species is very rare so if you find a spiced almond person CHERISH AND LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE! there are only 50 spiced almond people living in the US.

*warning* Piss off a spiced almond person they probably go ghetto... and crazy advise not to do it.

i wish my chick was spiced almond

by jafar1324 October 27, 2010

almost-Todd soup

Menstrual blood. Used especially in reference to performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating (i.e., earning one's red wings). Derived from the blood's soupy appearance. Also recognizes that the menstrual material might have otherwise become a fertilized egg and one day a child (perhaps named "Todd").

Because my girlfriend is on her period, I won't go down on her. I don't want to taste the almost-Todd soup.

by The Dude & Cid November 10, 2008

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

by Hybaj May 7, 2011

Almor

Is a Blue blob killer of the highest order.

When the Blue blob and Almor meet, the Blue blob is over come by skillz and understanding of what is right.

by [BBF]hisgun March 30, 2005

almond joy shawty

those light skinned black girls that have the desired traits of a white girl.. its chocolate on the outside and white coconut on the inside

yo robert, Nicki Minaj is a def almond joy shawty!!!

by hawafrican man October 25, 2009