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Orcas Unite

A popular chant among lemmings to identify each other in social settings.

A verbal secret handshake for those that enjoy spending massive amounts of money in games with the intent to humiliate the lemmings.

Also known as : killer whales, individuals who spend any amount of money to be number one.
Big spender 1: orcas unite
Lemming 1: orcas unite!
Lemming 2: that's funny, Orcas unite!
Lemming 3: what does it even mean. Orcas unite!!!
by Avoidthesheeple October 16, 2018
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United Nationer

A person who is raised in different countries all throughout his or her life.
I was born in Spain. But my ancestors are from England and France. I moved to Poland when I was 5 and when I was 13 I moved to America. That makes me a United Nationer!
by Kyukyujuu March 1, 2010
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Cranking Units

What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture.

Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).

Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101

Type 1 Units

- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.

- Ex: cocaine, liquor.

Type 2 Units

- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.

- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.

Type 3 Units

- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.

- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.

Type 4 Units

- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.

- Ex: Rave pizza.

Type 5 Units

- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.

- Ex: crank a piss, bro!

Type 6 Units

- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.

Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.

Type 7 Units

- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!

Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.

Type 8 Units

Sexual pleasure units.

Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
*Looks at empty beer box* “bro did we crank all those unes?”

“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”

“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”

“Love une/ love yoon”

“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”

What is life, but a unit cranked?”
by anonymous November 18, 2021
mugGet the Cranking Unitsmug.

Abuse unit

Texas law defines "Abuse unit" thus (Health and Safety Code, Title 6, Subtitle C, Chapter 481, Subchapter A, Section 481.002):

(A) except as provided by Paragraph (B):

(i) a single unit on or in any adulterant, dilutant, or similar

carrier medium, including marked or perforated blotter paper, a

tablet, gelatin wafer, sugar cube, or stamp, or other medium that

contains any amount of a controlled substance listed in Penalty

Group 1-A, if the unit is commonly used in abuse of that

substance; or

(ii) each quarter-inch square section of paper, if the adulterant,

dilutant, or carrier medium is paper not marked or perforated into

individual abuse units; or
(B) if the controlled substance is in liquid or solid form, 40 micrograms

of the controlled substance including any adulterant or dilutant.

The most well-known substance in "Penalty Group 1-A" is LSD. The term "Abuse unit" is used in order to fairly prosecute possession or manufacture of drugs that are usually dosed with blotter paper (and other hard-to-measure mediums).
"Bro—Kady just boofed five abuse units of LSD!"
by cumshark October 21, 2019
mugGet the Abuse unitmug.

doom unit

A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"
Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.
by moyer11 December 19, 2014
mugGet the doom unitmug.

united front

When disparate groups or individuals band together to work on a project or achieve a goal together. For example, several non-profits may present a united front to support or oppose legislation that would affect the people they serve, even though they may otherwise compete for contracts against one another.

The term was originally based on its military applications in terms of different forces allying against common enemies, and also used in terms of revolution and reform movements against common foes.
Although they often disagreed about parenting methods, Bob and Jane decided they would have to have a united front when dealing with Billy's Internet addiction.
by Crisses November 29, 2017
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Spun Unit

A completely derogitory term. Accurately describes someone who quite ovbiously is thick, or behaves in a manner in which you would never befriend. Unlike unit which could be taken as a term of endearment to a buddy. You would be a spun unit if you thought being called a spun unit brought you closer to the person saying it.
Take a look at that f*cking c*cksucker taking up both lanes, AND he doesn't give a sh*t. He's a f*ckin spun unit if i've ever seen one. F*ck off loser ( as you give the finger as you overtake him)
by jamie_ledge January 12, 2007
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