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Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.
My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.
by Tree Hall November 1, 2009
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gamer's block

a condition in which a gamer longs to play a game, but upon sitting at their set up they find themselves staring at the only the screen. They look through their available games, lusting for something to engage in, but ultimately find nothing. They are stuck hopelessly fishing in the vast ocean of content, unable to make a catch. The curse of the gamer, if you will.
"I've been sifting through my games for the past thirty minutes and haven't opened a single application. Guess I'm going through some gamer's block."

"I just looked around for a new game, realized I didn't want a new game, opened up one I already have, stared at the menu for a few minutes, and closed the game. I'm back at square one. I've got a serious case of gamer's block."
by byeahbyeah May 26, 2020
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roid block

a hemorrhoid that partially closes off a portion of the cornhole causing extreme pushing, burning and/or itching
i'm on an all soup diet so i can avoid further roid block
by spank e monk e January 20, 2011
mugGet the roid blockmug.

Pussy Block

Similar to a "cock block."
This technique is used to stop a bitch from gettin some.
"Yeah, I tried to ask that girl to dance but she was a real bitch and told me to go fuck myself. Later I saw her trying to talk with some guy, when I got the chance I pulled the guy aside and told him that I had had sex with the girl a week ago and since then I haven't been able to piss without feeling like my dick was on fire. The girl kept trying to talk to the guy the rest of the night but he kept ignoring her. You should have seen the look on her face. I pussy blocked that shit like Greg Oden!"
by AD12345 January 24, 2009
mugGet the Pussy Blockmug.

bleeding the block

to sell drugs in your neighbor hood.
"nothing changed around here. my bro keeps bleedin the block"
by x August 24, 2004
mugGet the bleeding the blockmug.

cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!
When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva
by Roochie February 28, 2007
mugGet the cock blockmug.

gutta block

A drug trac in west vallejo;know to task force & knocks as a crack spot; u will find drug dealerz and young nutty niggaz;mainly on sutter street; where the block b hot by da pigs task force
1st person "Ah nigga what u about 2 do when u git out" 2nd person "Back 2 da gutta 2 git my mail nigga bust some knocks wit hubba rocks" 1st "Alrite nigga be easy out there on da gutta block" 2nd "yee"
by Gutta-g April 23, 2006
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