poon maggot

What you get when you and your boyfriend use mayonnaise as lube and don't clean your vagina.

I went to the OB-GYN and he discovered poon maggots in my vagina!

by maggotbrain December 9, 2008

poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.

Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...

by bconti3092 July 31, 2012

Chu Poon

A hilarious name bestowed upon a child of asian descent, usually by unknowing foreign parents.

Chu Poon, Ben Dover, Eileen Dover, Pat McCrotch, and the most infamous of all, Haywood Jablome

by Cinque19 January 2, 2011

urban poon

a future website specializing in reviews of the taste of individual muff dives.

When I hit www. urban poon .com, if found my future girlfriend there. The reviews were all favorable.

by minimalsidefx2 August 9, 2012

Poon King

A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.

How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!

by Pingwog August 24, 2008

Poon Badger

A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.

Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."

Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"

Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."

by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009

Poon Plans

Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.

"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."

by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009