by Simon June 11, 2005
Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath
Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
Gavin: no, what did he do
Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”
by Aqua_sped May 24, 2020
A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.
by bigboimarquez May 03, 2018
The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama
Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!
by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 07, 2022
Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.
by Luca dargenio May 14, 2019
Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"
A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.
That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.
I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!
That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.
I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!
by Jacques from (Of mice and men) May 02, 2022
by B.B.F January 09, 2021