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This is how to count to 20. Pretty sure you already know this.

I am going to count to 20. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.

by I am a cat and u now know this July 22, 2018

3/4 distorter

A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.

So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.

by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011

9 3/4

9 3/4 is the name of the train platform that any student attending Hogwarts School for Wizardry and Witchcraft. (Harry Potter series)

To get to Hogwarts, we have to use platform 9 3/4.

by i.am.groot. April 20, 2017

3/4 chub

a halfway boner.

damn when i got a lapdance i was sporting a 3/4 inch chub

by jon galasso August 18, 2003

1-2-3-4!

This is a term associated with rock music, notably punk rock as this is what a given band member would yell out right before starting a song at a concert. It was made famous by the New York punk rock band The Ramones, whose bassist Dee Dee Ramone would always yell out before every song
and sometimes even during them.

"Dude, you think Dee Dee's voice gets tired from yelling 1-2-3-4! all the time?"

by Clarence Washington November 22, 2004

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Why are you looking at this definition? You know how to count to ten.

Guy 1: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Guy 2: Smart.

by Matt11111 January 2, 2012

345dub

345dub Is a great person, short but funny and sam is a gay cunt

Yo 345dub is my brooooooo

by MYSTERYMANSIR December 24, 2019