Sleep Suck

To suck cock in your sleep

Arjen woke up with morning breath, unaware that he sleep sucks

by RamsJay April 13, 2023

Ambush Suck

When someone ambushes a male and starts oral sex without consent

"Man I just went to the bathroom and had the worst ambush suck to date!"

by Necrospunk April 14, 2023

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Suck & Puff

When you suck a fart out of an ass with a straw (insert approximately 1/3rd of a straw length) and then blow the fart back into their face, through the straw.

Took girl named KY home from the bar. She proceeded to hit me with a suck & puff. That fart smelled and tasted like my dinner. Now we’re married.

by Sweats11537 April 22, 2023

I could suck it rn

A state of being, or a feeling.

"Hey man, how are you?"
"Idk bro, I could suck it rn."

by ballsfart April 25, 2023

Suck-cess

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.

I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly

by uvebruce April 27, 2023