penis pelmet

The fat that bedangles below the waist line on a hideously obese male.

This can be accentuated by wearing a garish and too tight belt.

OMFG look at the penis pelmet on him!!!!

by james and heather January 24, 2008

penis puddy

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

by puddypooper April 13, 2008

penis gristle

A chunky crunchy substance that comes from the penis. It tastes like a combination of scrapple and peanut brittle.

Dude, this shit tastes like penis gristle.

by Jester the Moe lester March 1, 2014

Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

penis marker

After u cum write your name on your woman's face with the cum left on the end of your dick

I wrote my name in Lisa's face with my penis marker after I came

by got wood? December 14, 2015

penis sap

The sap that comes out of a man's penis when he/she/ze/they ejaculate.

Ew! Kat got penis sap on her hand.

by PenisSap July 12, 2017

Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.

I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.

by dketb October 27, 2018