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suck dick day

this is national suck dick day (24th June)

SUCK THE FUQ OUTTA YOUR BOYFRIENDS DICK HOE
person 1: hey baby wanna meet
person 2: sorry im meeting my friend
person 1: aww but todays national suck dick day
by joshhyboi June 21, 2021
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cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
mugGet the cock-sucking blokemug.
A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!
by boeing737229 December 25, 2019
mugGet the The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!mug.

suck-up

always does what another person says they should do, is never rude even if that person is rude to them and always speaks highly of them
Janet: Oh god, there they go again.. Don't they know how much of a bitch Bryan is to them?
Emily: Don't bother, they're a huge suck-up
by salmonskinroll March 25, 2022
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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suck a shroo

E: You really don't know how to write in print? Wtf, guy.

J: Suck a shroo.
by ThatWanderlustyWoman November 27, 2018
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suck my dictionary

When you want to make a dirty joke that most people will get, unless you're a woman.
Bobby: Hey Phil, Fuck you and Suck my Dictionary!
Phil: Screw off Jackass!
by TheJmes199 February 10, 2024
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