moneybag

After intercourse, if using a contraceptive designed for a guy, such as a condom, remove from member, grasp the lip of the condom with hand, and slap girl across her face, with the semen filled reservoir tip as if slapping a moneybag across the face.

Jimmy "moneybagged" Sarah last night, after she refused to cooperate with him.

by PatrickForrest November 6, 2005

Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

miney

Actually it's called the mine area, located in ringwood,nj.
There is no such word as miney, only ignorant people would claim such a definition. So to you people suck it!

Ringwood Mine Area, The Mines, Ringwood, Miney (no such thing)

by india82 February 8, 2008

moey

a cancellation on your friends because you dont want to find a ride or want to put in such effort.

John: hey Bill are we still on for this friday?
Bill: umm i dont know if i can find a ride, do you think you could drive to my house and pick me up?
John: come on man! what the hell, dont pull a moey on me!

by Lurkin in the Background October 14, 2009

monet

A hairy lower back. At first sight looks like a tattoo...but up close it's a hairy lower back.

Yo mayne, I thought that wuz a tramp stamp...but it wuz a fuckin' monet son!!

by COB PanchoVilla January 14, 2008

Moneymaker

A lucky fuck who always draws a flush on the river...this son of a bitch packs a pair of horseshoes up his ass that always guarantees him that outside flush!

Sanchez you piece of shit, you pulled an ace high flush on the river again...you're such a fuckin moneymaker!

by Mike Sander March 17, 2004

moley- wop

to beat the shit out of a lame to a bloody pulp

that trick got moley-woped!!!!!!

by Josh Adeosun May 13, 2005